try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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