No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
