Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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