i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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