Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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