My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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