Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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