Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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