i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
there is puke in my bra ... again
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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