and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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