I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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