..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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