He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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