I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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