my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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