She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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