return my video game
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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