just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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