took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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