why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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