At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
be right there i have to get my cape
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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