I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
