i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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