it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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