Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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