I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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