is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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