what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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