I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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