Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
ttyl tear gas
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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