She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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