he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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