Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
from now on my penis is your penis
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Randomize
