I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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