Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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