Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We had to coat check the pizza.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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