Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Your penis caused this!
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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