But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
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