shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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