Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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