god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Randomize
