Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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