That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
honey bunches of taint.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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