I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
BRING THE BAGELS
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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