There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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