he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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