he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
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