Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Duck Duck Cougar?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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