I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Randomize
