just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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