You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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